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Pawan: What would you like to drink?
Shikha: Ale, please.
Pawan: Pale?
Shikha: Oh, no, a glass is enough!
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silpa
2 years ago
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Rina: How many children have you got?
Ameena: Two boys and a girl.
Rina: That's three altogether.
Ameena: No - one at a time!
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silpa
2 years ago
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A guide was showing an old lady round a zoo.
"Here we have a native of Australia," he said, taking her to the kangaroo's cage.
"Goodness," the old lady replied in shock. "My grand-daughter's married one of those!"
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silpa
2 years ago
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Church Minister: Do you say a little prayer before you sit down to eat your meals?
Little Boy: There’s no need for that, my mum’s a great cook!
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silpa
2 years ago
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Jai: I've got such a bad headache.
Nitya: I know why.
Jai: Why?
Nitya: Well, yesterday when I had stomach ache, mummy said it was because it was empty, so I guess that's the problem with you too!
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silpa
2 years ago
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